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 The shrill ring of her phone's ringer jolted Amy Ward from the zone she was in while cleaning up the toys scattered across her living room floor, and sent her slipping and sliding across the kitchen floor in a vain attempt to catch her balance. After grasping the counter for safety, she picked up her cell phone and brought it to her ear, while shooting the remote at the stereo to silence the sound of Saving Jane that was still pumping through the house. "Hello?" Amy hadn't bothered to look at her phone before picking up. She was still mentally going over the list of things she had to get done before Logan got home from school, and Wynne go

A Whale of a Tale OR A Tea-Time Pancake Adventure Editor's Note: This story is entirely fictional. No offense is meant to any public figure. It is all meant in good fun. Part 1: Too Far South It was 59°F and raining in Sydney, Australia. This was completely and utterly irrelevant to Thirteenth Morning Constitutional Jackson III, affectionately known to his friends as Truck, who was very confused, and not in Australia at all. As far as he could tell, he was much too far south (narwhals are only found above the Arctic Circle, after all), much too warm, and much too on-a-couch for his own comfort. That didn't seem to matter at all to t

Guide me Through this life not like my own. Lord, I don't know if I can make it through. Is this what you had planned, Is this what you meant for me? But you know who I am And you know what to do; You know I need you. So give me your hope Give me your strength Let me stand under the shadow of your wings. I give you my fear I give you my doubt With your help, I won't be afraid. Lead me Although the fight has not begun. God I'm afraid I cannot win. Will I live to see tomorrow, Will he grant my life to me? But you know who I am And you know what to do; You know I need you. So give me your hope Give me your strength Let me